Fruit Pirate

"Give us all yer fruit!"

A bout of boredom while waiting for a haircut birthed this idea. An albino kangaroo pirate in watermelon armor!

Since pirates are out on the ocean all the time and metal rusts and leather shrinks, how about bone blades and watermelon? Seriously! While beached up on foreign shores for ship repairs they could cut open and enjoy fresh watermelon, then slice the shell up into sections and sun-dry it until it grew really hard and durable. Voila, there's your watermelon armor!

That and I've been on a massive anthro pirate kick and this was the outcome...